.::Humor|No they arent perfect::.

 

Hey Y'all wus up?  This section is the humor section.  We will tell you now, and only now, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR THEN LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!  Don't you say we didn't warn you :)  SO if you DO have a sense of humor and you DO realize that we love these boys..ahem..men almost more than anything then you'll understand how easy they are to pick on.  But it's all good baby!  

~Song Parodies~
I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU
       they're horny
       they're horny
       lead me to your water..what is that supposed to mean???
       they're still horny
       horny yet?
       SEX?! boy chill out
HERE WE GO
       *nsync has their period!! HA! (nsync has got the flow)
       you got everything i need? uh..sure
       everybody's feeling fine--everyone is lookin fine but i'm not feelin anything man!
       this has to be the stupidest song, next to I NEED LOVE...got the flow? c'mon...the                         only good thing is the lil "uh uh uh" part
       to make you people scream...yes Justin is officially horny
       just get up???? UP?!
       we've got the skillz--mind sharin?
       the video is worse..grrr
       keep the party pumpin baby? pumpin? pumpin what? i know Joey's pimpin but c'mon...
       dancing? yeah you know you want more than that
       did you say here we go enough yet?? foo'
       haha...period sucks man, i know
GOD MUSTA SPENT..yadda yadda yadda
       OK, this video is about every kiss and all that mushy stuff, but they dedicate it to                 their mothers!! we ARENT Britney spears..NO INCEST ALLOWED!
YOU GOT IT
       that lil 'oh baby' part in the intro is turnin me on...whoo
       ok how crazy is 'walkin slowly through the rain'?? huh? cuz i must be livin like                               there's no tomorrow
       RAPE!!! (girl give into me)
       give me all you got? YOU FIRST
       You You You got it..i i i just crapped my pants
       ok, the whole You Got It, I Want It thing is scarin me
       i got what you need baby, you sure about that??
I NEED LOVE
       this is the worst song in the world, it's pathetic, more like I'm on crack, You're                         on crack, We're all really on crack
I WANT YOU BACK
       you want me back? BACK?! no way, cuz obviously you did somethin stupid, like put I                         NEED LOVE on your album
       it's not too hard hun..just go I....A-M...S-O-R-R-Y
       GRIND LINE !!!!! HELLO!!!!!
       why is Chris humping Josh like that?
       GO JOEY GO JOEY
       oooo i like dis part yo, Josh and JoeyBean do that lil roll..WHOOO
       ok this line is sick, Josh licks the back of Lance's neck EVERY time
CRAZY FOR YOU
       uh uh uh, i like already
       never had a girl like you, Justy you've never had a girl PERIOD
       uh uh uh..AGAIN
       uh yeah
       i wanna rock with you, ok this Ruben dude freaks the poopie out of me
       single touch? WHAT?!
       rock with you..all night--ok this is cute
       KICK IT JOEY!!! Justy takin up the spotlight once again
       ok guys, i'm crazy for you....done STOP
GIDDY UP
       This song is just sick, and to think that they wrote it is even worse.  Lance said                         it himself, IT'S NOT ABOUT HORSES.  So what does that leave you with?  Yup you guessed it, doesn't matter how much image these guys have, you know they're horndogs. Is it not obvious??  RIDE IT RIDE IT, want more proof??            

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